Summary: Amanda Mendez: Then im bringin u some soupies!! 12:44 PM.…Me: lol how is soup going to help my heart? silly. wrong sickness :P 12:47 PM.…Amanda Mendez: Might help w ur dizzies, dont be a bum! Im guna shop a lil, then come steal u! 12:51 PM.
Summary: "Access Restricted. You're not high enough in the food chain. Omnomnom.."…Found this page while looking through unlinked pages on my site's file system.…I make myself laugh :)
Summary: PS, She broke out of her METAL crate while I was at work yesterday?…How does that even happen?…Does your pet do any unique tricks
Summary: friend: "you're scary because I never know what you're going to do"…me: LOL
Summary: Worker: "Instead of checking coupons one by one you can just choose select all and save to your phone number.… That way you don't have to think."!…Me: "Yeah i hate thinking!"
Summary: (4:21:08 PM) Matt A: oh wait im not allowed to talk to you about landing pages.…(4:21:28 PM) Joe: it's okay…this is a bot