Just.. make sure you don't fuck up and go to the wrong house.<br>Some old, half-toothless man rang the doorbell this morning at 8am.<br>I thought it was a friend of mine coming to take me to work, but alas, it was not.<br>Here was this man missing half his teeth, holding his hand extended with a $10 bill.<br>Confused the shit out of me. I open the door and he's standing there, trying to give me money.<br>Anyway, with a short delay he decided it was time to speak. He said "I wanna get some of those xanax", at which point he actually half-smiled a little bit and in the most creepy way possible.<br>My response, obviously, was a simple and firm "no."<br>Not good enough for this guy!<br>"Your roommates then?"<br>"No"<br>"You're not the guy in the red car sitting out there that said to come upstairs for xanax?"<br>"No."<br>"Does he live here?"<br>"No. Bye."<br>And I closed the door.<br> <br><strong>Have you ever been woken up by a neighbor for something weird? </strong><br><strong>Tell me about it in the comments</strong>