<strong>Alyssa Woiak</strong> Hey what's up<br><strong>Joe Jiko</strong> fighting sleep and sickness. you?<br><strong>Alyssa Woiak</strong> Um nothen chillen being really bored haha I hope u feel better ! Where u from?<br><strong>Joe Jiko</strong> I'm from everywhere. Currently live in Florida.<br><strong>Alyssa Woiak</strong> Oh cool what part of florida<br><strong>Joe Jiko</strong> tampa bay<br><strong>Alyssa Woiak</strong> Oh that's cool your hott btw lol<br><strong>Joe Jiko</strong> oh thanks<br><strong>Alyssa Woiak</strong> Your welcome how old r u ? And do u drive<br><strong>Joe Jiko</strong> I'm ageless and of course I drive.<br><strong>Alyssa Woiak</strong> No really how old r u ? I am 23<br><strong>Joe Jiko</strong> No really, I don't have an age. >__><br><strong>Alyssa Woiak</strong> What year were u born<br><strong>Joe Jiko</strong>I wasn't born.<br>I woke up with no memory.<br><strong>Alyssa Woiak</strong>U r such a lier u had 2 be born u didn't just fall the earth with no mom<br><strong>Joe Jiko</strong> Perhaps I did!<br>I could be an alien from space.<br>I always thought I was because I have no belly button.<br><strong>Alyssa Woiak</strong> Wtf I don't believe u<br>Um I don't believe that either<br><strong>Joe Jiko</strong> OK, well it doesn't really matter, does it?<br>You can pretend I'm 100 if you want.<br><strong>Alyssa Woiak</strong> Um u were born with a belly button lol<br><strong>Joe Jiko</strong> I already told you, I wasn't born.<br><strong>Alyssa Woiak</strong> yea u were I wi<br>Will call the cops and ask if u r real and ask what year u were born<br><strong>Joe Jiko</strong> Haha. Why would the cops reveal private information?<br><strong>Alyssa Woiak</strong> Um I have a friend that's a cop and he would tell me<br><strong>Joe Jiko</strong> That would be illegal. He wouldn't tell you.<br>And if he did, I would sue both of you.<br><strong>Alyssa Woiak</strong> Oh well I will ask him and u couldn't sue shit because u don't kno his name<br><strong>Joe Jiko</strong> I know your name and I know how to file a civil lawsuit. I know how to get a court order to have facebook reveal your name, address, IP address and any other information about you. I also know how to research people you know and people who live near you who might be police officers.<br><strong>Alyssa Woiak</strong> um well they live out of state and u were born feb<br>21<br><strong>Joe Jiko</strong> LOL. No I wasn't. That's just what I put on facebook.<br>I think it's amusing seeing people wish me a happy birthday on a day that's not actually my birthday.<br><strong>Alyssa Woiak</strong> um well yea i can find out your info but i am not doing it someone else is so i have no part in it<br><strong>Joe Jiko</strong> Silly girl.<br><strong>Alyssa Woiak</strong> what sexy<br>i am gonna text u okj<br><strong>Joe Jiko</strong> I don't do texting. I have a smartphone meh.<br><strong>Alyssa Woiak</strong> u have a cell phone and it has texingh i bet<br><strong>Joe Jiko</strong> It does, but I haven't used it for texting in years.<br>I only use my phone for business, actually.<br><strong>Alyssa Woiak</strong> OH WELL<br><strong>Joe Jiko</strong> I'm older than you<br><strong>Alyssa Woiak</strong> oh i see well i want u 2 text me<br>how old r u<br><strong>Joe Jiko</strong> 100<br><strong>Alyssa Woiak</strong> no<br>i am gonna find out when u were born and everything but my friend is doping it for me<br>so i wont be in it<br><strong>Joe Jiko</strong> Haha. You won't find anything on me. My information is classified. I work for the government.<br>In fact, if your "friend" tries to look up my information, I'll be notified.<br><strong>Alyssa Woiak</strong> um yea they can they know how 2 do that kind of shit with out u finding out about it cuz they work threw the cops<br><strong>Joe Jiko</strong> Not without a court order. Which he'll never get, since he has no reason to look up my private information.<br><strong>Alyssa Woiak</strong> i really dont fucking care u r not hott like i thought<br><strong>Joe Jiko</strong> Awwh. Am I too complicated for you?<br><strong>Alyssa Woiak</strong> no your not my type and i live out of state<br><strong>Joe Jiko</strong> Oh, I thought you just wanted to be friends.<br><strong>Alyssa Woiak</strong> um i want a bf but not someone thats a dick<br><strong>Joe Jiko</strong> Excuse me?<br>Are you calling me a dick after you threatened to have your cop friend investigate me and violate my privacy?<br><strong>Alyssa Woiak</strong> what<br><strong>Joe Jiko</strong> or are you calling me a dick for not revealing my age to you?<br><strong>Alyssa Woiak</strong> all the above<br><strong>Joe Jiko</strong> Then you're the dick.<br><strong>Alyssa Woiak</strong> um no i dont have one<br><strong>Joe Jiko</strong> All evidence supports you being a dick.<br>You must have one. I bet it's enormous.<br><strong>Alyssa Woiak</strong> um no i have a pussy<br><strong>Joe Jiko</strong> So vulgar.<br><strong>Alyssa Woiak</strong> wtf<br>[/conversation]<br>My favorite parts were:<br><ul><br> <li> "Oh that's cool your hott btw lol" <-- incorrect use of "your"</li><br> <li>"Will call the cops and ask if u r real and ask what year u were born" <-- wtf??</li><br> <li>"I don't do texting. I have a smartphone meh." after the "I don't do texting" part is an implied "with people who can't spell"</li><br></ul><br><strong>What was your favorite part?</strong> Let me know in the comments :)
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