Lunch with Mom and family at sweet tomatoes [Photos]

unnamed Lunch with Mom and family at sweet tomatoes [Photos]

Went to lunch at Sweet Tomatoes with my mom for Mother’s day. It’s a salad buffet type of restaurant with a great selection and one of the only places in America that have green tea. My mom is so great icon smile Lunch with Mom and family at sweet tomatoes [Photos] As we were leaving, an older couple stopped us in surprise at all the kids in our company. My sister is a mom too with her three kids. The stranger couldn’t believe that my mom is a grandmother! Whenever I go out in public with my mom, everyone thinks that she’s my sister. Guess I won’t have to worry about aging!

I uploaded the photos to Piwigo. Click here to visit the gallery.

Must schedule young Brad Pitt photo shoot..

I keep getting search engine traffic for keywords “young Brad Pitt”. I posted an article a few years back with a comparison photo and I guess people just search for Brad Pitt so much that I’m getting the trickle down traffic. Well, I thought it would be amusing to take a few photos of Brad Pitt when he was younger and reproduce them with me as the double. Anyone in the Tampa bay area with a DSLR who thinks this might be fun.. Hit me up! icon smile Must schedule young Brad Pitt photo shoot..

Fat children are dumber and more hostile than normal-weight children [Health]

fat kid Fat children are dumber and more hostile than normal weight children [Health]

There are numerous studies of intelligence and personality in fat children. Results? Obese children had significantly lower performance IQ scores and higher scores of psychoticism* than their normal-weight peers.

*Psychoticism refers to a personality pattern typified by aggressiveness and interpersonal hostility.

I really can’t understand why American culture tries to justify any kind of personal fault. Obesity is NOT okay. It’s unhealthy on an individual and a social level. This is not my opinion.. it’s science.

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Automatic Sentence Warp! [Customer Vocab]

automatic sentence warp Automatic Sentence Warp! [Customer Vocab]

Steven S
“On the second page, under the Texas Tours Menu header, the last line is missing the word Houston. It must have vanished on the automatic sentence warp.”

Joe Jiko
[10:25 am] sentence warp!

Steven S
[10:25 am] automatic sentence warp!
[10:26 am] in the space time continuum

Joe Jiko
[10:26 am] flux capacitor

Love Is [Poem]

Love is

driving endless miles of road
on plastic strands of hope
a face inside my mind alight
all that makes the future bright

now my being is restricted
by all my emotions, conflicted
sudden changes must be made
to ensure my happiness won’t fade

is it worth it, i don’t know
as my feelings start to grow
deeper down a blackened well
feeling like a prison cell

have i found the one for me?
i don’t know what’s meant to be
dare i hope i will not fall
dare i start to tear the wall

i guess i’ll know the answers soon
staring at the dying moon
waiting for the sun to rise
waiting for that big surprise.

29 Jun, 2008

Choices [Poem]

here the rain falls down outside
like it can’t make up its mind.

should i stay or should i fall?
falling past this inner wall

just to do it all again
cycling to no end

everything turns out to be
something of uncertainty

and i have a choice to make
be it not a big mistake

now i’m falling to the ground
i see the people all around

all their faces turned to me
with the same uncertainty.

21 Jun, 2008

Is it illegal to avoid a red light by turning into a parking lot? [Traffic Laws]

I was pulled over by a cop at 2am who told me that this was illegal. Somebody please explain to me how this could possibly be illegal? (see drawing below)

traffic light law 1024x859 Is it illegal to avoid a red light by turning into a parking lot? [Traffic Laws]

He walked up to me as I was taking off my helmet. I had my bluetooth headset on and I bumped the “play” button by accident as he approached me so I couldn’t hear what he said. After I fumbled it off, he said “That little stunt you pulled, ducking behind that truck into the mexican store to avoid the light,” ”OK”, I said, “Yeah, you can’t do that. It’s not safe. You come out turning on 62nd and you get splattered”. Seriously dude? It’s 2am! There are NO cars on the road.  I looked both ways. I made a safe turn onto a road. He took my license (I didn’t have my registration with me), and came back with this:

red light violation 1024x711 Is it illegal to avoid a red light by turning into a parking lot? [Traffic Laws]He made me wait for a really, really long time. My guess is that he was trying to think of something to nail me with. He came back talking about the total charges coming to over $500 including the “red light violation” and how he was going to “cut me a break” by not charging me with the red light violation. The obnoxious part is, I didn’t violate a red light! He never should’ve pulled me over. Once he had me pulled over, he got me for not having my registration (which I can get dropped when I go to the court house and show it to them. I’ll have to pay a $10 administrative fee, of course) and for wearing a headset under my helmet (the non-moving violation). So, now I get to go to court and hope that the judge notices I’ve had my scooter for a total of 2 days and the cop shouldn’t have come down so hard on someone who was genuinely doing nothing wrong. Don’t they have donuts they should be eating or something?

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Wearing headphones while riding a Scooter is illegal [Florida Law]

Motorola S305 Bluetooth Stereo Headset Wearing headphones while riding a Scooter is illegal [Florida Law]

bluetooth stereo headset

In Florida it’s illegal to wear headphones or a headset while on a motorcycle/scooter. It’s a $116 non-moving violation. The only exception to the rule is if you’re wearing a helmet with a headset built into it for cellular use; However, it has to only cover one ear.

Here’s the excerpt from the Florida statute:
316.304 Wearing of headsets.—
(1) No person shall operate a vehicle while wearing a headset, headphone, or other listening device, other than a hearing aid or instrument for the improvement of defective human hearing.

with exception:
(d) Any person using a headset in conjunction with a cellular telephone that only provides sound through one ear and allows surrounding sounds to be heard with the other ear.

It would appear that this applies to ALL vehicles (including bicycles?). Well, now you know.